SARNIA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
"Easy Running For Easy People"
Popular Hash Songs of the "Chemical Waste"
 
WHY WAS HE (SHE) BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
Melody - Itself
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fuckin' use to anyone,
He's no bloody use at all.
They say he's a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me,
So drink it down, down, down . . .

He's a Hasher, He's True Blue
He's a hasher, he's true blue
He's a hasher, through and through
He's a pisspot, so they say
He'll never go to heaven 'cause he'll go the other way
So drink it down, down, down, down ...

Here's to Brother Hasher
Here's to Brother Hasher
Brother hasher, brother hasher
Here's to Brother Hasher
He's with us tonight
He's happy, he's jolly
He's fucked up, by golly
Here's to Brother Hasher
He's with us tonight
So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker
Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker
Here's to Brother Hasher
He's with us tonight

THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON
(Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)
They ought to be publicly pissed on,
They ought to be publicly shot,
They ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot,
Drink it down, down, down . . .

What a Wank
To the tune of the William Tell Overture
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank wank wank

~INFRACTION SONGS~
 
WHY ARE WE WAITING?
(Melody - Come Let Us Adore Him)
Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating (masturbating, etc),
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long, etc . . . 

MRS. MURPHY
You an put it in your mouth Mrs. Murphy,
It only weights a quarter of a pound,
Its got hair on its neck like a turkey,
And it cums when you jerk it up and down,
so drink it down, down down down down……

HIS ONE-SKIN
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the  Ocean
His one skin hangs down to his two skin,
His two skin hangs down to his three,
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,
His foreskin hangs down to his knee.
So Roll back, roll back,
Roll back my foreskin for me, for me.
Roll back, roll back,
Please roll back my foreskin for me.
Drink it down, down, down . . .

Put Your Left Leg Over My Shoulder
Put your left leg over my shoulder,
Put your right leg over my shoulder,
(wag tongue)
La la la la la, la la la la, la la la.
Put your left tit over my shoulder,
Put your right tit over my shoulder,
(shake head)
Bla bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla.

Dinah, Won't You Blow Me?
To the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow my hooorrr-orn?
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow my horn?
Someone's in my sister's vagina
Someone's in my sister I knooo-oowww
Someone's in my sister's vagiiii-naah
Pumping like a dynamo
Dynamo, dynamo, dynamo

Her Right Tit Hangs Down
(To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")
Her right tit hangs down to her belly
Her left tit hangs down to her knee
If her right tit hung down to her left tit
She'd get lots more weenie from me
...."They Say She's a Joy to Her Mother"
but she's a pain in the ass to me

SHITTY TRAIL
When the hares lay a shitty trail or you just don't like them (this is every occasion).
Melody (Mickey Mouse)
S-H-I-T-T-Y… T-R-A-I-L
Shitty Trail,
(High Voice) Shitty Trail,
Shitty Trail,
(High Voice) Shitty Trail,
The mother fuckers layed a shitty trail.
I would rather drink a beer than run your shitty trail,
S-H-I-T-T-Y… T-R-A-I-L
Drink it down, down, down…..

He's the Meanest
He's the meanest
He sucks the horse's penis
He's the meanest
He's the horse's ass
Ever since he found it (hey!)
All he does is pound it (hey!)
He's the meanest
He's the horse's ass
So drink chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Drink chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Happy Birthday
Happy birthday, fuck you
Happy birthday, fuck you
Happy birthday, fuck you
Happy birthday, fuck you
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Follow the Band
My girlfriend's a lawyer, a lawyer, a lawyer
A mighty fine lawyer is she
All day long she fucks you, she fucks you, she fucks you
And at night she comes home and fucks me
Chorus:
So drink a little bit, fuck a little bit, follow the band
Follow the band with your gland in your hand
So drink a little bit, fuck a little bit, follow the band
Follow the band all the way
Additional verses:
Glassblower/blows glass/blows me
Mail clerk/licks stamps/licks me
Nurse/takes temps/takes me
Gymnist/strides poles/strides mine
Baker/kneads bread/needs me
Dancer/does steps/does me
Asthmatic/sucks air/sucks me
Cowboy/rides broncs/rides me
Mechanic/screws bolts/screws me
Soldier/shoots guns/shoots cum
Guitarist/plays licks/licks me
Pimp/beats whores/beats me
Carpenter/bangs nails/bangs me
Truck driver/grinds gears/grinds me
Postman/stuffs boxes/stuffs me
Student/fucks off/fucks me
Plumber/lays pipe/lays me
Chef/eats this, he eats that/eats me
Bricklayer/lays brick/lays me
Dentist/drills you/drills me
Taxidermist/stuffs dead things/stuffs me
Stool Pigeon/fingers crooks/fingers me
My girlfriend is a prostitute, a prostitute, a prostitute
And a mighty fine prostitute is she
All day long she fucks you, she fucks you, she fucks you
And when she comes home she goes to sleep.
(chorus)

Dough, the Stuff that Buys Me Beer
To the tune of "Do Re Mi"
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy who brings me my beer
Me, the guy who drinks the beer
Fa(hr), a long way to the beer
So, I'll have another beer
La(ff), and have another beer
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer
And that brings us back to
D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!

Fuck a Duck
To the tune of "Do Re Mi"
Fuck a duck, a female duck
Screw a baby kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutang
Let an elephant do you
Feel the penis of an eel
Whack the asshole of a yak
Masturbate with a gnu
And that brings us back to
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
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Fuck Off
To the tune of "Auld Lang Syne"
Fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off

Hymn
Hymn, hymn
Fuck him

Love Me Tender
(To the tune of "Love Me Tender")
Love me tender
Love me sweet
Wrap your lips around my meat
Hold me close and watch me grin
As my cum runs down, down, down, down....
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Meet the Hashers
(To the tune of "The Flintstones")
Hashers, meet the hashers
We're the biggest drunks in history
From the Hash of Gypsies
We are leaders in debauchery
Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years
Watch us, as we down a lot of beers
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down
Down down down down down
Down down down down down down